Moving Out“People believe that the building vibrates in such a way that it drives some people crazy,” the person showing her around said.Aug 6Aug 6
I tried to read a Murakami book while tired and ended up reading one from a parallel dimensionIf you could befriend a concept then I am BFFs with sleep. What the evolutionary reason sleep exists literally no-one knows for sure, but…Oct 14, 2021Oct 14, 2021
I couldn’t be a Primary School NurseThe other week I had First Aid Training. It had somehow been three years since I last did it (I guess First Aid certificate validity dates…Aug 6, 2021Aug 6, 2021
I couldn’t be a car-making robotCar commercials are always interesting. They’re not like perfume commercials. Perfume commercials live in their own contained universes…Jul 29, 2021Jul 29, 2021
I couldn’t be a part of my university’s Comedy SocietyThe other day I was giving someone advice about going to uni, or at least, some of the things not to do. In hindsight I feel I could have…Jul 28, 2021Jul 28, 2021
I couldn’t be a delivery driver (specifically for my flat)I live in a black hole. That is a belief I suppose is held by every delivery driver that comes to my flat. It’s not even down to the fact…Jul 26, 2021Jul 26, 2021
I couldn’t be a poet (and I know it)I’ve been listening to Bo Burnham a lot. I would have thought I’d be off the hype of Inside by now, but clearly not. There’s just something…Jul 26, 2021Jul 26, 2021
I couldn’t work for WHSmithThere are few things that will seemingly last forever, whatever happens. Cockroaches, Happy Meals, WHSmiths. The way the world is, it’s…Jul 20, 2021Jul 20, 2021
I couldn’t be Paul Sheldon (The author from Stephen King’s Misery)The other week I got surgery on my toe. A year back I had fucked up my big toe dropping a weight on it. It wasn’t even in the gym, it was…Jul 20, 2021Jul 20, 2021
